Aljojo's life

Yup...nothing much...nope nothing really at all...yup thats all...bye...

Alex Karlson and Ben Roth got into a fight and they both got owned. It was pretty sad. But really awesome because it was the first fight and there was BLOOD!! I hate english but i love p.e.

Ok. I have been playing this really cool game called Oblivion. It is awesome. And I am not mad at Ryan C. anymore because I got to beat him with a broom stick. YAY!!! Man but him and his little bro and sis bicker like there is no tomorrow. I dont like being there when they bicker. Which would be everyday when there mom isn't there. Ok thats all I have to say.

So I stay the night at Rex's house again I thought I was going to have to kill this Jamie kid because Rex told me he was a mommas boy. Well he wasn't and he turned out to be the only not fake one there besides me. He was cool.

Ryan A. leaves in 10 days. I am so surprised. He told me he was leaving and that he would be here till like August. Of the 4 years he has lived here I have never benn to one of his birthdays and he is one of my best friends. I a, going to be really sad when he leaves. GOOD-BYE RYAN ASHELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I stayed the night at Rex's house the other night and it was really fun. Ryan C. stayed the night too and he was fun for the most part. But sometimes he is a total ass. I was walking and I was kind of swinging my arms and I guess I hit him in the balls on accident and if I did it was like a tap. So he starts fake crying and he have to wait for 20 minutes for him to stop.(We were walking through town) Then at Rex's houses he tried convivncing me that Lindsay Lohan has the second biggest boobs in the world. My mom has bigger boobs then Lohan does that mean she has the biggest in the world, I dont think so bud.

Ok, so Jami tells us she is a pot head. OMG!!! I am so surprised. Not really Dorsey, Shemer and I have been calling it for god knows how long. I have been playing Legend of Zelda like all summer vacation so far. I am bored.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Dammit my layout for my blog is contrast and I like it and it's cool but you can't read it long without it giving you a headache. Oh well schools out. If April doesn't go to Schoenbar I am going to be sad because me and April became pretty good friends this year and she is funny and cute and really fun to talk to and all that good stuff, man I will miss her next year if she doesn't go there next year. waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

As you can obviously tell I am super bored, bored, bored. I hate Aslee Simpson. Know what's sad? When your mom knows all the words to Pieces of Me. She is such a loser. I hate bebo or whatever the hell it's called. I signed on and I hate like 14 e-mails and they were all from fucking bebos or whatever the hell it's called .com. Ok I will leave you now. BYE BYE BYE BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am probably going to have Shemer and Ryan A. stay the night Sunday. I am so excited because they are 2 favorite friends. Tyler is such a pussy. He is kind of my friend but he is so weird. He shaves his legs and armpits and he is 14. He also claims he is going through puberty but he doesn't know like anything. He is so weird. WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD!

Just got back from the camping trip. It was pretty fun and Mr.Johnson was actually really cool. He and Mr.Gass bitched at Ryan C. and Kalan the whole time which was cool because Ryan C. was totally useless. I learned that Mr.Johnson isn't really a rough teacher, he just acts mean to motivate you and really works so I don't mind his ways of teaching because he tries to be indimadating but he isn't, he just spits a lot!

Told Shemer we are going to see the Da Vinci code tomorrow. So I am going to call Dorsey soon to see if she wants to go too. My itunes is being retarded so I have to get all the pics to my soudtracks now dammit. Oh well see you later.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I couldn't go to school today because I tore my quad. Yes I can't even walk at the moment, well at least I am not suppose to. I can't go to soccer practice today either. I am so mad at myself. I pulled it 5 weeks ago and instead of stretching it and staying off of it I just kept going until I tore it because I am so smart. Now it is going to take 5 weeks to heal. I will be able to play in my final game on Saturday and I can go to school tomorrow. I will probably play like crap though because I am not supposed to run but oh well. I can't even use crutches I have to walk on it normally so I restregthen it, yay me! Oh well, I can still play. Yay that means I only have school twice this week because I couldn't walk today, tomorrow is a field trip and I have soccer all day Friday, yes!!!!!!!!!
O.K. bye now.

My stupid computer won't let me read my friends entries!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Once I Was an Old Shoe
Chapter 1
“I’m a shoe”

Hello, my name is Kirby and well, I’m an old shoe! You see it all started when I scuffed my girlfriends go-go boots. Yah, they put a curse on me and now I’m this new nineties thing called a“Sports Shoe”. I mean come on I ‘m like so seventies. I know nothing about the nineties. I know nothing about their music. I listen to stuff like “Green Tambourine”or “Tears of a clown.” I know nothing of their how you say funk. Oh, I’m losing you aren’t I. Um, well I guess I should go ask a shoe who knows a lot about the nineties who can get me straight on this whole time period.

Uh there’s got to be somebody who can get me straight on this whole time period. Oh, wait I remember this one shoe who was made in the later nineties. It was something like “Spongebob Square pants.” I mean he wears shoes. No they’re only claugs. You see the only show I do watch is “That 70's Show.” I guess I’d better ask for directions to somewhere that has nineties stuff.

Chapter 2
Directions”

Now let’s see what hip nineties person can help me out. Oh yes I think I see somebody. I better go check it out. Now let’s see where I saw it. Everything here looks the same. It’s all looks like an old beat up alley. This is so uncool. Wait a minute I’ve never said anything like that before. I guess being a nineties shoe really has it’s perks. I think I see it!


"Hey you. Dough boy. Do you know how to get to a plaza or something"

“No I don’t, he, he, he.”

“What you mock me in my time in need. I will destroy you.”

“No I invented “Toaster Strudel!”


Well I still don’t know where to go so I guess I’m just plain ungroovey. Well I better go find what those nineties people call it. Um, oh yes Waw- mart.

You see I’ve been traveling for two hip weeks and I’ve haven’t seen any of these Waw-marts I’ve so far heard about. The only thing I’ve seen are about twenty-seven Wal-marts. I mean come on what idiot would have a Waw- mart and a Wal- mart. Oh, wait I see a really big shoe. I think she’s a high heel. I better go ask her.

Chapter 3
“ I know where to go!’

“Hey lady. Do you know where a Waw-mart?”

“Dude first of all, not all high heels are girls. I’m a guy. Anyway, I think you mean Wal-mart not Waw-mart."

“Thanks that was far out man. Oh, by the way. Way to fight the power girly-guy.”

“Why you. When I get my heel on you.”

Chapter 4
“ I’m finally there”

Yah, I’m finally at Wal-mart. I’d better get going to the sports shoe department. Yes there’s the an old shoe box. Well I better jump in. Oh, no how do I turn back into a human and not an old sports shoe. I got it I’ll chant and turn back into a human. “Got to be groovey. Got to be groovey.”

Yes I’m a human again. You see this was very hip adventure. Well I’d better get going home. Turn in for my next adventure.

God Damn Ryan, you are fucking annoying. You can never be wrong. You always rag on me for being stubborn but you are so much worse. At least I admit when I am wrong, you can't be wrong, because you are Ryan A. the know it all dumb fuck. I know I argue and I reword stuff most of the time but I admit I do it. If I say something I know you said you gat all defensive and say you didn't and then everyone tells you you did but you just keep on denying it. I know I can be super stubborn and twist words up and change my story, but at least I own up to it when I do it, you don't because you handle being wrong. Like the other day we were arguing over something and I was wrong and I said, "Man I am fucking stupid". But you can't be wrong, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
You are so annoying, just admit you are wrong. That's all I have to say.

1. He is the biggest fake i have ever met.

2. He pretends he knows guy stuff when he really doesn't, like sperm isn't pure white.

3. At soceer you always follow me after I tell you "LEAVE ME ALONE!"

4. You think people like you when we all hate you, except maybe Jami and Dorsey.

5. I don't have a problem with you being bi, I do on the other hand have a problem if you do stuff like tell me to bend over, and run your finger down my back.

6. Quit talking about how hot guys are to Shemer and I, we are STRAIGHT!

7. Don't talk about sucking cocks, plain and simple.

8. Don't be such a damn push over.

9. Don't laugh at things you don't know why they are funny, duh!

10. If people tell you they are homophobic, like Blake, don't do stuff to make them scared or to freak them out, it isn't funny, it just makes you look like a bitch!

Tyler finally came out of the closet. He is bi sexual. I have been calling this for the longest damn time and nobody took me seriously,they just said I wanted a reason to hate Tyler. The only ones who believed me were Dorsey and Shemer.(Hugs Dorsey but not Shemer because Tyler has made him homophobic)Thank you guys for believing me,you guys rock. Tyler is starting to get on my nerves though. I am not homophobic but Tyler makes me want to be homophobic. He is constenatly telling all the guys in the class to bend over,and he keeps talking about all the guys he thinks are cute to me and Shemer,and we are straight so why the hell would we care! I have been around gay and bi people before but Tyler acts a lot different than the ones I have met. Sometimes I think he is just doing for attention and he really isn't bi,but then again he acts like a bi sexual at other times. I don't know what to think. Zack,Tyler is your best friend and I doubt he will make a move on you,so don't all homophobic around him,only if he asks you to bend over or he says he likes big cocks,because you apparently have one.(Shemer and Zack have been talking about how they have big cocks and it is driving me crazy but Tyler loves it)

That is all for today,bye bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today I hung out with Dorsey,Jami,and Shemer. We decided to go hang out at the pet shop for a while. Shemer and Jami spent an hour in there buying gold fish. Then they decided to leave us and Dorsey and I had to walk to the mall.

Ever sense Dorsey and I broke up I have discovered that I really like hanging out with her now. I will always care for her, just not in a relationship sort of way. I have also realized how cool Shemer is. We have never really hung out before, but lately we have with Jami and Dorsey. He is really cool. I have also learned that Jami can also be really cool sometimes too. Sometimes she acts like a jerk and other times she can be a kick ass person. I like doind stuff with those three people.

Anyway, today was awesome and hopefully tomorrow will be too.




P.S. I am leaving this message on 6/13/06. Jami is not cool, she is mean.